- Retired military officers criticize Rumsfeld. They never seem to speak up unless they are retired.
- Colorado judge approves voting machines, even though they are defective.
- 42% of Americans believe Bush is manipulating gas prices. In other news, 42% of Americans are morons.
- Scientists to reveal secrets of Mona Lisa. She hated museums.
- Big ratings for Wallace combat with Clinton. I’d watch Clinton read a book. Why can’t we re-elect him?
- 6 commonly believed things that are wrong.
- Olbermann:Â Are yours the actions of a true American?
- Secret government hunt for UFO’s?
- US foreign debt shows it’s teeth. Rrrrr.
- Have American journalists turned their backs on terrorism?
- Teen’s message in a bottle reaches Spain. Sting would be so proud.
Life is like 8-ball.