Fake grill marks on highly processed foods. Who is this fooling?
People that used to smoke, but now see it as a disgusting habit that everyone should quit.
Morons who think DaVinci code has been written as non-fiction.
The double down on an eleven that gives you 16 against the dealer’s 20.
Bouquet toss’s at weddings.
Weddings in general. Why do I want to ruin my Saturday?