Fake grill marks on highly processed foods. Who is this fooling?

People that used to smoke, but now see it as a disgusting habit that everyone should quit.

Morons who think DaVinci code has been written as non-fiction.

Awnings.

The double down on an eleven that gives you 16 against the dealer’s 20.

Kip Winger.

Bouquet toss’s at weddings.

Weddings in general. Why do I want to ruin my Saturday?