A True Story About Jill

Once there was a girl named Jill. She was walking to the store when she came across a small puppy. Concerned for the puppy, she picked it up and took it to the nearest house. "Is this your puppy?" she asked the people who lived in the house. "No, we don't have a puppy" said the people. Jill was filled with rage at having wasted her time talking to the people, so she threw the puppy into the house and yelled at the people "well now you have one!"

Unfortunately the above story is true.