We should get some pretty funny responses here. I can throw a couple out for your consideration:
It’s probably no accident that both star Scott Baio.
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Mar 282007
If there are four or five kids playing tackle football in the rain, none of them wearing shoes, which of those kids will probably break his foot? Why it’s Tyler, of course!
Mar 282007
Try Gateway II, it’s most amusing.
Saturday Night Live’s producers, especially Lorne Michaels, have famously and dramatically banned for life several celebrities from ever appearing on the television show. Reasons for these bans vary, as sometimes they can be seen as a rational response to a star’s grossly innappropriate on-stage behavior, while at other times the reasons are harder to understand as they stem from far more mild, or even superficial transgressions.
Bear with me as I get all of the normal features back online after a recent software upgrade….
Things It Takes Most Of Us 50 years to learn:
1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it.
2. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-saving time.
If you take a moment to think about this one, you might be surprised just how many good ones there are. The answer for me, of course, is The Blues Brothers. Click here to be heard!